With friends like these
"If you want change, you want the Democratic Party," [U.S. Rep. Steve Cohen, D-Tenn] said on the House floor. "Barack Obama was a community organizer like Jesus, who our minister just prayed about. Pontius Pilate was a governor."
Just shoot me.
"Like" Jesus, assuming Jesus to be a historical figure, in what sense? The virgin birth part? The walking on water part? The money changers from the temple part? This last, at least, seems especially implausible, but YMMV.