Why don't we just pay the military to do what they're good at, which is have lots of kinky sex, and stop paying them for what they're bad at, which winning wars?* My thought on reading this story in Pravda:
The military has been scandalized by several other recent criminal and administrative probes into top officers, an exceedingly high number for a profession that prides itself on honor and probity.
But isn't the real scandal that they're killing people instead of having sex?
Like so many other problems in official Washington, this problem vanishes when you look at it from the right angle.
NOTE * To be fair, the military is very good at spending a shit ton of money and blowing faraway brown people to red mist in the process of losing. And it's a definite possible that to some in the military that is kinky sex.