Will Mickey Kaus please pick up the white courtesy phone?
DIBBLE, Okla. A woman received two tickets after her goats were caught mating and relieving themselves on her own yard.
City law said it is illegal for any two animals to have sex in public within Dibble city limits.
It's also against law for them to relieve themselves in public even if the animal is fenced in on private land.
The owner was shocked when she heard the charges.
Nothing the matter with Oklahoma! And now, the money quote:
“I kind of thought if anyone was caught having sex in public, it could have been me."
Happy Holidays, Mickey!
Or maybe it's a foursome?
TROLL PROPHYLACTIC No, the woman was not actually, physically shocked, despite having broken the law nor, so far as I know, were the goats. This is not a tasering thread.
UPDATE Look, I didn't mention that Mickey hasn't denied that thing about golden blessings. From goats. Or worse. Because that would be wrong.