Why don't we fly cargo planes over Afghanistan, and shove big pallets of money out the doors?
Forget this war nonsense. Isn't my solution a lot more efficient?
NOTE My solution would have worked in Iraq, too, but heck. Why not kill a few hundreds of thousands of brown folks*, so BP can sell the Pentagon oil?
NOTE * Estimates vary about as much as estimates of flow rate and volume vary for the Deepwater Horizon disaster, no doubt for much the same reasons. If the count was really low, there's be no confusion about it at all.