Who says Occupy is bad for business?
Ian's Pizza on State Street is moving into the former Madison Children's Museum space at 100 State St.
It's not a big move geographically, but the restaurant will up its square footage by at least 25 percent.
The Onion's non-satirical AV Club comments:
That boost in space will come in handy the next time the Capitol-adjacent pizza laboratory finds itself flooded with protesters
The Onion is always one or two beats ahead on domestic politics, so this is interesting. Recall coming up!