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"we don't know yet how comfortably Hillary will work in harness"

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Jonathan Alter, with all due respect, go fuck yourself.

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Submitted by Valhalla on

every other sentence is a rewrite of history, a lie, or ponyspeak.

Submitted by hipparchia on

i really like how the 'most storied marriage' and how it's 'going to play out on the world stage' gets talked about first, before he mentions that oh yeah, btw, she knows a few world leaders.

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Submitted by Davidson on

Where did Hillary Clinton learn how to signal secret assassination plots? Is she, as I always feared, a CIA-trained killer who's gone rogue?

Submitted by hipparchia on

i'd always wondered where they sent first ladies to charm school to learn how to conduct all those tea parties.

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Submitted by Iphie on

where he compares Bill Clinton to John Wayne Bobbit -- we've now moved beyond using castration as a metaphor, and are now using literal examples.

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Submitted by admin on

and ditto the editors who let that article make it to press.

You were just a bit quicker than me on this one, Iphie. Nice catch.

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Submitted by caseyOR on

to scare the bejeebus out of a lot of these guys. And I say, "More power to you, Hill. You're my girl."

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Submitted by Damon on

"They're baaaack!!!" has always been from the angle of "they won't go away," as if it has been decided by societal decree that they can no longer be active in politics.

If I was Chelsea, I'd never read anything with the word "Clinton" in it. I'd have looked 60 by the age of 20 from all of the stress.

This piece was particularly egregious being that the primary campaign has been over for what, like half a year now? lol

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Submitted by vastleft on

I do hope they'll concur with my considered judgment that Mr. Alter should go fuck himself.

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Submitted by Aeryl on

Cuz, I can tell you, Alter's real problem is that he suffers from vagina envy. Hence, the impossibility of fucking himself :D