Warning: "Blessed By The Lord" Graphic Material To Follow
A Male Scout Sperm Inspects Field of Eggs for Freshness
Woman gives birth to 16th child. One gal's eggs are another one's sinister plot to destroy the Universe. Each child, according to the mother, is a "blessing from the Lord."
How do we know each child is a blessing from the Lord? Because we believe it. Belief makes it so. Still, each baby was made by a process which begins with the insertion of the husband's penis into his wife's vaginal canal where, through friction and rhthmic gyrations, the male secretes a dollop of lubricant (pre-cum)--this is a pre-ejaculate fluid that dribbles out to aid in the sexual act. Not long thereafter (depending, natch) comes the semen which was manifested in the male's blessed testes: it (they) arrives during the male climax ( the husband's prostate has also convulsed, adding an anti-acidic component to the spermatazoa so the sperm can survive in the women's innards, which are acidic.) The deposited sperm does a kind of Keystone Kops freestyle past the cervix and on to Planet Fallopia. So the Lord blessed that too, for that is how the children were conceived (none of that artificial insemination stuff, no siree).
In short, the Lord blessed the two humans, their internal organs, their lovemaking/coitus, the male orgasm (female orgasm is optional for the male if the male is an asshole or the female doesn't care and is just wating for him to get off of her), the seminal fluids, the race to the eggs, the ovum/egg concerto, and Presto! A Grub! The Lord then blessed the gestation of the wee grub (or grubs) inside the Mother Womb. And He does this all the time. In others words He's Very Interested In Us!
Lastly, the Lord does not bless blindly: He sees all things. Perv.