Up Yours, O'Reilly
Dear Mr. O'Reilly,
The fact that you are nothing but a sac of moral pus both in your personal life and in the political opinions you express is well documented on a daily basis by the good folks over at Media Matters for America, among others.
But when you said this last week, you crossed the line.
From the November 8 broadcast of Fox News' The Radio Factor with Bill O'Reilly:
O'REILLY: Hey, you know, if you want to ban military recruiting, fine, but I'm not going to give you another nickel of federal money. You know, if I'm the president of the United States, I walk right into Union Square, I set up my little presidential podium, and I say, "Listen, citizens of San Francisco, if you vote against military recruiting, you're not going to get another nickel in federal funds. Fine. You want to be your own country? Go right ahead."
And if Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.
Have you served in the military? I think not, you chickenhawk bastard. If you were kidnapped by an Al-Qaeda cell and faced beheading, should the US sit back and do nothing because you never contributed to the armed forces?
Just because SF has banned military recruiters from public schools doesn't mean San Franciscans will not volunteer, are not currently serving and haven't served in the past.
From the SF Chronicle:
Agreeing with Daly was San Francisco firefighters union president John Hanley, and not just because the hose-shaped tower is a tribute to firefighters.
"Who is this guy, O'Reilly?" said Hanley, who identified himself as both a third-generation San Franciscan and military veteran. "I've got guys fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan. I'm a veteran myself. What's he talking about?"
The motto on San Francisco's seal says "Oro en Paz, Fierro en Guerra": Gold in Peace, Steel in War in Spanish. From what I've observed of the character of San Franciscans, I interpret it as "I will be friendly and pleasant to you if you do the same to me. But if you want to fuck with me, watch out."
Don't ever disrespect our fair city again. As a chickenhawk, I doubt you have the guts to ever show your face in San Francisco. If you do, you're liable to get pelted with marital aids, at the very least.
Knowing that you're a vibrator enthusiast, it's possible my suggestion that you shove a 210 foot concrete tower up your ass might have crossed your mind before.
How do I know you're a vibrator enthusiast? Oh, maybe court documents from your employee's sexual harassment suit agains you:
During the course of Defendant BILL O'REILLY's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed.
Immediately after climaxing, Defendant BILL O'REILLY' launched into a discussion concerning how good he was during a recent appearance on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno...
I think you settled out of court for an "undisclosed amount". We know that your employee, Andrea Makris, had demanded $60 Million. Pretty big chunk of change to pay if there is no truth to her allegations, eh?
Oh yeah, go Niners!