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Tuesday Pterosaur Blogging

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It's most likely a spoof, but I thought it was funny:

Project Pterosaur Protocols
Our first and foremost goal is to serve the Lord and be prayerful in our actions.

Pterosaurs are not to be harmed, nor are their colonies to be unduly disrupted, so as to preserve these evidences for future generations.

If we find pterodactyloids that are too large to capture and bring back unharmed, we will instead take eggs and/or photos.

Ethnological evidences of latent Biblical knowledge in native cultures from before the Tower of Babel incident should be recorded for use in study and museum displays.

Non-Christian natives encountered should be made to know the Word and of the Saving Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ. A Missiological Technician will accompany the expedition to witness and perform Baptisms as necessary.

Some people just have too much time on their hands, but days like today make me grateful for the laugh.

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Submitted by lambert on

And apparently Mikey Weinstein is getting to these assholes. See this post on how militant atheists are threatening Christianists in the military. Priceless.

NOTE: Scroll all the way to the bottom for the Christian Embassy link. One big, happy, very well funded conspiracy to overturn Constitutional government and replace it with theocracy--with a takeover of the military as key to their strategy. Nobody said the Christianists weren't smart, and capable of long-term planning--just bug-fuck crazy.

We. Are. Going. To. Die. We must restore hope in the world. We must bring forth a new way of living that can sustain the world. Or else it is not just us who will die but everyone. What have we got to lose? Go forth and Fight!—Xan

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If it is, it's way out there. Hell, even if it isn't, it's still way out there...

Submitted by lambert on

I missed the Landover reference. The line between reality and parody is so blurred...

We. Are. Going. To. Die. We must restore hope in the world. We must bring forth a new way of living that can sustain the world. Or else it is not just us who will die but everyone. What have we got to lose? Go forth and Fight!—Xan