Truly, we are doomed
"Embracing chest hair is also a reaction to the crisis in masculinity," said [San Francisco-based sociologist Anna Akbari]. "Refusing to trim or shave or wax your chest, and instead let it creep out of the top of your shirt, is a way of shunning the manscaping trend and giving off a signal that you're a manly man."
I know this sounds a little Zen-like, but I am neither refusing nor not refusing to wax my chest. And by so doing I am neither sending nor not sending a "signal" about being (or not being) a "manly man."
Binary thinking, binary thinking... What a plague!
NOTE Wax my chest? Quick, where's the brain bleach?