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Attorneys from the Bush administration reject all subpoenas and requests for documents, under the grounds that the U.S. government has no jurisdiction in their affairs.
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was adamant. "Congress and the courts oversee the laws of the United States," he said. "There are 50 states, and The White House isn't in any of them. Don't these people know how to use the Mapquest?"