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This time, Cheney doesn't shoot an old man in the face

But that won't prevent him from ducking responsbility!

Former Vice President Dick Cheney’s gun malfunctioned before he could get a shot off at an antelope hunting contest in Wyoming on Sunday, according to a local ABC News affiliate.

“The Vice President is an excellent shot,” the captain of Cheney’s hunting team said. “He had a gun malfunction. But I think he is so excited and enjoyed this so much. He'll be back next year."



“I don't take it personally,” [Cheney] said. “I'm sure there was a small problem with the manufacturer. But I will be back next year and I have enjoyed it, it's been fantastic. It's great to spend so much time with some fine folks.”

Yeah, maybe the Asshole Detection Module had been accidentally left in the On position.