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The White People Are Awesome! Act

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H. Res. 848

In the House of Representatives, U. S.,

December 14, 2007.

Whereas White Power Day, a holiday of great significance to Americans and many other cultures and nationalities, is celebrated daily by Caucasians throughout the United States and the world;

Whereas there are approximately 221,000,000 Caucasians in the United States, making Whiteness the ethnicity of over three-fourths of the American population;

Whereas there are approximately 1,120,000,000 Caucasians throughout the world, making Whiteness one of the largest ethnicities in the world and the ethnicity of about one-sixth of the world population;

Whereas Caucasians and Whiteness have contributed greatly to the development of western civilization;

Whereas the United States, being founded as a constitutional republic in the traditions of western civilization, finds much in its history that points observers back to its Caucasian roots;

Whereas on every day of each calendar year, American Caucasians observe White Power Day, the holiday celebrating the birth of first-world hegemony;

Whereas for Caucasians, White Power Day is celebrated as a recognition of how damn good it is to be white; and

Whereas many non-Caucasians throughout the United States and the rest of the world, celebrate White Power Day as a time to serve others: Now, therefore, be it

    Resolved, That the House of Representatives--
      (1) recognizes the Caucasian race as one of the great ethnicities of the world;
      (2) expresses continued support for Caucasians in the United States and worldwide;
      (3) acknowledges the international ethnic and historical importance of White Power Day and the Caucasian race;
      (4) acknowledges and supports the role played by Caucasians and Whiteness in the founding of the United States and in the formation of the western civilization;
      (5) rejects bigotry and persecution directed against Caucasians, both in the United States and worldwide; and
      (6) expresses its deepest respect to American Caucasians and Caucasians throughout the world.

Attest:

Clerk.

Previous bill, H. Res. 847.

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Good one, vastleft. If I weren't still kicking MK's butt for letting BFDN be overrun by conspiracy nuts and survivalists I'd recommend Buzzflash link to this for its humor section. But then again, BF kult-fave Kucinich voted for the "Hooray for Xtians" Bill, so maybe during their steroidal fundraising drive Buzzflash would not want to ruffle the feathers of their Kucinichuffer flock by making fun of a bill Their Hero-!!!!- voted for. Too bad, because this deserves wider distribution.

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I do hope you'll take time out of your day to reflect on the under-appreciated role of white people and Christians, and — especially — white Christians.

I hope I live to see the day that they finally get some rewards and recognition in this country.