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The Fecal Cliff

Gail Collins "vs."* David Brooks. Truly, we are doomed.

NOTE * I heard somewhere that the youth of today use "vs." as a copula for porn stars. John Holmes vs. Veronica Lake, Gail Collins vs. David Brooks. So much more appropriate than "and," as the prudish Times editors have it. So having left you with that icky picture...