Submitted by MJS on Thu, 08/30/2007 - 12:40pm
Just read the writing on the bathroom wall...and then sign the darn thing. 'Natch.
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I think Kurt Cobain said it best when he sang "Everybody's gay, except not-gay Republicans."
Milton Friedman
(no gays were propositioned in the writing of this plea)
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"Dedicated to the proposition," eh?
Somehow I don't think that's quite what the Founders had in mind...
We. Are. Going. To. Die. We must restore hope in the world. We must bring forth a new way of living that can sustain the world. Or else it is not just us who will die but everyone. What have we got to lose? Go forth and Fight!—Xan
Did they take out the "And Never...
...HAVE BEEN Gay" provision? Because to fail to do so would be, like, completely cruel and unChristianist of them, since it would purge from the ranks all those ex-gay people who have been through one of those radical cleric's extremely lucrative retrain-the-peepee academies and been issued a new Properly Female Wife and set of children.
'Cuz we know what a terrific track record those places, and those kind of relationships, have going for them....
oh.my.god #5 is A! for true!
i'm rolling on the ground laughing.
He wasn't charged with being gay
He was charged with lewd conduct in a public restroom. His plea "I am not gay" was to the fundie base, for they are his jury.
A whole dog and pony show. Sounds kind of fun.
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