If you'll only look around, you'll see what must be changed
But over there in Barrytown, they see things kinda strange
Please know you're not my enemy
Just wish he'd speak reality
And though you'd like some company
I'm standing by myself
(If he's the nominee, I'll help)

Although I'm from the prairie, I don't live in Barrytown

Don't believe I'm taken in by stories I have heard
I just read Correntewire and swear by every word
And don't think I'm for Hillary
Or draining a distillery
But I have had my fill, you see
Of looking 'cross the aisle
At that date-rapist's smile

I hate to be contrary, but I'm not in Barrytown

"Dubya (Go Away Today)" performed by The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy.

(to the tune of the Jonathan Edwards hit "Sunshine")

Dubya said "Dear Father, Lord,

"Wish You Were Gore," performed by The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy.

(to the tune of the Pink Floyd song "Wish You Were Here")

"Colbert," performed by The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy.

(to the tune of the Eric Clapton hit "Cocaine")

Who taught the Pres and the press that thing called "truthiness": Colbert