Rush, Bill, Michelle: I have to hand it to you, you've pretty much nailed us Progressives as the phonies that we are. I mean, sure, Michael J. Fox really does have Parkinsons, but he only shakes because of his mendacious medication otherwise he'd be rock still like Sitting Bull on Defiant Indian Day. As for Bill O'? Remember the kid who was kidnapped by that weirdo? Read more about All the Phony People
Phonies in Heaven
(a song for Rush Limbaugh)
W/apologies to Eric Clapton & Will Jennings
Would you put me down, if I saw you in heaven?
Would you lay the blame if I saw you in heaven?
I must be wrong to sing this song
'Cuz I know I won't meet you in heaven
Would you take a stand if I saw you in heaven?
Would you reattach my hand if I saw you in heaven?
What would god say if you had your way?
'Cuz I know if you're there it ain't heaven Read more about Phonies in Heaven