We're #1! We're #1!
Tue, 09/11/2007 - 8:37pm — lambert
Say "Fuck" proudly!
Thu, 02/08/2007 - 9:09am — lambert
Our Betters--the VRWC
clutching their pearls because, ya know, some bloggers use bad words.
Our Betters built an obscene world. Obscenity is not only a proper, but a
necessary response to that world. Obscenity denies these evildoers
the deference they claim is their due; the deference they still demand from us, and from their Beltway courtiers, sycophants, and enablers.
That's why we say Fuck .
So, which column is more obscene?
| Deeds | Word |
| Adulterous and fornicating Republicans spend $20 million investigating somebody else's blowjob. | Fuck |
| Our famously free press gores Gore. | Fuck |
| Jebbie rigs Florida election for Bush with fraudulent felon's list that systematically excludes Democratic voters. | Fuck |
| Beltway Republican operatives shut down Miami recount. | Fuck |
| Republicans steal Florida 2000 with "good for one time only" decision in Bush v. Gore. | Fuck |
| Massive tax cuts for the rich. | Fuck |
| Vacationing Bush receives memo entitled "Bin Laden determined to strike in U.S.", tells briefer "You've covered your ass, now." | Fuck |
| Bin Laden strikes in U.S. on 9/11. | Fuck |
| Falwell, Robertson blame the gays, ACLU, for 9/11. | Fuck |
| "The intelligence and the facts are fixed around the policy." | Fuck |
| "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." | Fuck |
| White House Iraq Group plants over 50 pro-Iraq war stories in our famously free press. | Fuck |
| Judy "Kneepads" Miller. | Fuck |
| Republicans use Iraq AUMF as tool to win the midterms. | Fuck |
| Baghdad looted. | Fuck |
| Troops sent into Iraq with no body armor. | Fuck |
| $8.6 billion missing in Iraq. | Fuck |
| 50,000 civilian casualties in Iraq. | Fuck |
| Abu Ghraib. | Fuck |
| Cheney tells Pat Leahy "Fuck yourself" on Senate floor. |
Fuck |
| Bush commits over 30 felonies in warrantless surveillance program. | Fuck |
| Times suppresses Bush warrantless surveillance scoop until Bush is elected. | Fuck |
| Bush surveills everybody including Aunt Molly. | Fuck |
| Bush surveillance program so huge NSA is running out of electrical power. | Fuck |
| Kerry swiftboated by VRWC operatives. |
Fuck |
| Bush takes "softball" questions from former male escort, frequent White House guest, "Jeff Gannon." | Fuck |
| *Mark Foley (R-Neverland) to teen page: "Don't forget to measure for me." | Fuck |
| *Republicanimals | Fuck |
| Bush bans Democrats from all campaign rallies. | Fuck |
| Republicans manipulate 2004 elections with terror alerts. | Fuck |
| Bush bans Democrats from all Social Security bamboozlepalooza rallies. | Fuck |
| Katrina. | Fuck |
| *Broderella can't stop sniffing Hillary's panties | Fuck |
| *Dick "Dick" Cheney shoots friend in the face, goes home, has drinks and dinner, gets around to releasing the story in, oh, a day or so. Story promptly dies. | Fuck |
| Republicans gut the Geneva convention. | Fuck |
| Republicans "legalize" torture. | Fuck |
| Republicans gut habeas corpus. | Fuck |
| Republicans hold at least 10,000 in European gulags. | Fuck |
| Republicans use signing statements to rewrite laws. | Fuck |
| Bush will keep us in Iraq even if only Barney and Laura agree with Him. | Fuck |
| Cheney contines to avoid impeachment. | Fuck |
| Bush continues to avoid impeachment. | Fuck |
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