Sometimes I'm Happy
THE PRESIDENT: Frustrated? Sometimes I'm frustrated. Rarely surprised. Sometimes I'm happy. This is -- but war is not a time of joy. These aren't joyous times. These are challenging times, and they're difficult times, and they're straining the psyche of our country.
For real, dude. You've been straining my psyche for the last five years.
(John Wayne Gacy juxtapostion idea totally stolen from MJS.)
Chimpy the Clown shares some parting humor with the press corps:
THE PRESIDENT: Coming back to the bosom of the White House. (Laughter.) I'm looking forward to hugging you when you come back, everybody. When are you coming back?
Q You tell us.
THE PRESIDENT: May, is that when it is scheduled?
Q They've sealed off of our -- they sealed off the door. We're wondering if we're really coming back or not.
Q The decision will be made by commanders on the ground. (Laughter.)
Q There's no timetable.
THE PRESIDENT: What do you think this is, a correspondents dinner or something? (Laughter.)
You can watch the press conference via the link at the top of the page. The questions are feisty and the chimp moves like he's on meth or something. Gripping the podium while leaning back and shrugging his shoulders, then jerking his head to one side, lashing out with an emphasis hand.
Image from Clownz.com. "Beware the grease painted ones"