Some Suggestions For Other Republicans In The Wake Of The Romney Speech

Now that Governor Mitt Romney has given his speech on his much maligned (by the generic Republican voter) fault - Mormonism, might I suggest some topics for the other Republican candidates?

Rudy Giuliani: Fidelity

Fred Thompson: Narcolepsy

Tom Tancredo: Xenophobia

John McCain: Anger Managment

Duncan Hunter: Obscurity

Ron Paul: Over Simplicity

Mike Huckabee: Rapture Ministry

What a great field of candidates they have!

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Fuck!

With apologies to Lambert, who had this all worked out a while back:

Mitt Romney: Fuck!

Rudy Giuliani: Fuck!

Fred Thompson: Fuck!

Tom Tancredo: Fuck!

John McCain: Fuck!

Duncan Hunter: Fuck!

Ron Paul: Fuck!

Mike Huckabee: Fuck!

...for the rest of us