Now that Governor Mitt Romney has given his speech on his much maligned (by the generic Republican voter) fault - Mormonism, might I suggest some topics for the other Republican candidates?
Rudy Giuliani: Fidelity
Fred Thompson: Narcolepsy
Tom Tancredo: Xenophobia
John McCain: Anger Managment
Duncan Hunter: Obscurity
Ron Paul: Over Simplicity
Mike Huckabee: Rapture Ministry
What a great field of candidates they have!
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Fuck!
With apologies to Lambert, who had this all worked out a while back:
Mitt Romney: Fuck
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Rudy Giuliani: Fuck
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Fred Thompson: Fuck
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Tom Tancredo: Fuck
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John McCain: Fuck
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Duncan Hunter: Fuck
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Ron Paul: Fuck
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Mike Huckabee: Fuck
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...for the rest of us
...for the rest of us