If you have "no place to go," come here!

So, why isn't Cheney getting treated at Walter Reed?


Oh wait. I forgot. Shooter's not a veteran.

But there's new hope for the undead:

WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney went to George Washington University Hospital yesterday after experiencing discomfort in his left lower leg, where a blood clot was discovered a few weeks ago.

'Cause I wasn't sure he had a pulse!

NOTE Unless this is all some sort of cheesy scam to avoid testifying, of course.

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People, people. Be reasonable. The Dickster does not have an errant blood clot in his leg or anywhere else. That isn't a clot, it's the Dickster's soul. And yes, it will kill him. His black soul clot will also insure his reserved seat at the best table in Hell. He's worked for it, he's earned it, he deserves it and HE WILL HAVE IT. Do not be sad. Do not cry for the Dickster, anymore than you cry for the oxygen when you exhale. Will he be remembered? Yes he will. Whenever avarice, greed, sociopathic behavior and complete lack of a moral compass are spoken of. The man, the myth, the benchmark of it all.