If you have "no place to go," come here!

So where's my fucking helicopter, Ben?


BERNANKE: "The unemployment situation we have, the job situation, is really a national crisis."

Not for you, Ben. And not for anybody you know.

So where's my helicopter, Ben?

The banksters got their $16 trillion NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!

So, where's my helicopter, Ben?

I guarantee you I won't be hiding my trillions under the mattress, or awarding myself fat bonuses with it. If I had a trillion dollars, the first thing I'd do is buy a new boiler. Then I'd fix my teeth so I can still pass. Aggregate demand, you stupid and/or evil Fuck.

So, where's my helicopter, Ben?

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Submitted by jumpjet on

What would you do with a trillion dollars?

It might bring out the worst in some people, but I'd be genuinely curious with the aggregate response. I think a lot of people's generosity would bubble up, presented with the thought of that much money.