So all this time, the mercury wasn't in the kids' shots, it was in HFCS?
Be damned. Evidence that high fructose corn syrup, which was a ubiquitous part of the modern American diet starting about the time New Coke came out, has contained mercury all these years. Not the inert kind in old fillings, either. Might've figured into Colony Collapse Disorder, too. Looks like this not-natural ingredient's been more dangerous than we knew.