Slightly Damaged Inner Child Still Up For Adoption
Michelle Malkin's inner child is still up for adoption. Last seen wandering in an internment camp of the damned. Please do not return to Malkin: the poor guy has had enough trauma.
Update: I am rather random and incomplete, in a rather random and incomplete fashion...a dangling participle in the land of bone-jangling particulars. The Malkin Inner Child Puppy Love Train Rescue Me Hair Restorative Posting was indeed inspired by Malkin herself. Tbogg has more here.
Thanks Leah for the nudge.