She got that right
"We need to get rid of caucuses," said Melissa Whitener, a waitress from Conneaut, Penn., who traveled to lobby the Democratic National Committee as it prepared its party platform.
"Caucuses are inherently unfair," she said. "I work in a restaurant. I can't take off a whole shift to go sit in a caucus. We need to all be on the same primary system. Why should 2,000 people in Iowa have the same say as 2 million in Pennsylvania?"
Let the snickering begin! Who needs waitresses in Donna Brazile's new party? Waitresses don't use twitter. They aren't shiny!
Double shot? Cinnamon?
NOTE More caucus horror.