Our Betters—the VRWC
and its cocktail wienie-gobbling shills and whores in our famously free press and the Beltway kakistocracy—are
clutching their pearls because, ya know, some bloggers use bad words.
Our Betters built an obscene world. Obscenity is not only a proper, but a necessary response to that world. Obscenity denies these evildoers the deference they claim is their due; the deference they still demand from us, and from their Beltway courtiers, sycophants, and enablers.
That’s why we say Fuck .
So, which column is more obscene?
| Deeds | Word |
| Adulterous and fornicating Republicans spend $20 million investigating somebody else’s blowjob. | Fuck |
| Our famously free press gores Gore. | Fuck |
| Jebbie rigs Florida election for Bush with fraudulent felon’s list that systematically excludes Democratic voters. | Fuck |
| Beltway Republican operatives shut down Miami recount. | Fuck |
| Republicans steal Florida 2000 with “good for one time only” decision in Bush v. Gore. | Fuck |
| Massive tax cuts for the rich. | Fuck |
| Vacationing Bush receives memo entitled “Bin Laden determined to strike in U.S.”, tells briefer “You’ve covered your ass, now.” | Fuck |
| Bin Laden strikes in U.S. on 9/11. | Fuck |
| Falwell, Robertson blame the gays, ACLU, for 9/11. | Fuck |
| “The intelligence and the facts are fixed around the policy.” | Fuck |
| “The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.” | Fuck |
| White House Iraq Group plants over 50 pro-Iraq war stories in our famously free press. | Fuck |
| Judy “Kneepads” Miller. | Fuck |
| Republicans use Iraq AUMF as tool to win the midterms. | Fuck |
| Baghdad looted. | Fuck |
| Troops sent into Iraq with no body armor. | Fuck |
| $8.6 billion missing in Iraq. | Fuck |
| 50,000 civilian casualties in Iraq. | Fuck |
| Abu Ghraib. | Fuck |
| Cheney tells Pat Leahy “Fuck yourself” on Senate floor. | Fuck |
| Bush commits over 30 felonies in warrantless surveillance program. | Fuck |
| Times suppresses Bush warrantless surveillance scoop until Bush is elected. | Fuck |
| Bush surveills everybody including Aunt Molly. | Fuck |
| Bush surveillance program so huge NSA is running out of electrical power. | Fuck |
| Kerry swiftboated by VRWC operatives. | Fuck |
| Bush takes “softball” questions from former male escort, frequent White House guest, “Jeff Gannon.” | Fuck |
| *Mark Foley (R-Neverland) to teen page: “Don’t forget to measure for me.” | Fuck |
| *Republicanimals | Fuck |
| Bush bans Democrats from all campaign rallies. | Fuck |
| Republicans manipulate 2004 elections with terror alerts. | Fuck |
| Bush bans Democrats from all Social Security bamboozlepalooza rallies. | Fuck |
| Katrina. | Fuck |
| *Broderella can’t stop sniffing Hillary’s panties | Fuck |
| *Dick “Dick” Cheney shoots friend in the face, goes home, has drinks and dinner, gets around to releasing the story in, oh, a day or so. Story promptly dies. | Fuck |
| Republicans gut the Geneva convention. | Fuck |
| Republicans “legalize” torture. | Fuck |
| Republicans gut habeas corpus. | Fuck |
| Republicans hold at least 10,000 in European gulags. | Fuck |
| Republicans use signing statements to rewrite laws. | Fuck |
| Bush will keep us in Iraq even if only Barney and Laura agree with Him. | Fuck |
| Cheney contines to avoid impeachment. | Fuck |
| Bush continues to avoid impeachment. | Fuck |
Readers, did I miss anything? I mean, WTF?
UPDATE Bienvenue, mon general!
UPDATE * How could I forget these?
UPDATE See here for a subsequent version with more but, oddly, asterisked naughty words.
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Fuck, I love it!
Fuck
, I love it!
Way to go!!! You hit the
Way to go!!! You hit the nail on the head, my friend.
Or, should I say, you hit the fucking nail on the fucking head!
Excellent post all the way around.
Sometimes, "fuck" just isn't enough...
I’m thinking “Katrina” should have “Fuckity-Fuck
-Fuck-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK!!! AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I can’t fucking believe this!!!!!!”
Frankly, I think you’ve
Frankly, I think you’ve done a fucking awesome job of summing up the fucking catastrophe that the republicunts have turned our government/country into. Mazel Tov! That’s French for “fucking awesome job, dude!”
Fuck
They’re still breathing……..Fuck
!
lenny bruce said it best...
“if you can’t say fuck, you can’t say fuck the government”.
keep watchin’ the skies…
Favorite bumpersticker seen
Favorite bumpersticker seen on a car in L.A.:
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK!
Abso-Fucking-lutely!!!
What the fuck you said!
My favorite bumpersticker
Fuck
with me and you fuck with the whole trailer park.
Ix-nay on the Urge-say.
oh, fuck
Came from the General’s stayed for a fuckin’ good time. Thx all for some merry fuckage.
"Republicanimals"
I’m pleased with that one.
It may be even better payback than ant-Democrat….
Are you fucking serious?
Monsieur Lambert:
Loved you in the “Highlander” series.
You know I was a bit reticent about uttering obscenities, as I would like to have civil discourse whenever possible, but, on reflection I realized that we’re dealing with pus-gutted, closetedhomohomphobic, chicken hawk cocksuckers. So, I guess the odd, “fuck” or two is okay.
I laughed so hard
I laughed so hard I think I just put my back out.
!
Fuck
Also
Might it be time for Republican’t to go public?
But I still believe
And I will rise up with fists!!
The puppet movie said it best*
“America, fuck yeah! Comin’ again to save the motherfuckin’ day-yeah! America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, now. Terrorists your day is through. ’Cause now you have to answer to America, Fuck
yeah!”
*sung in the minor key, when the team is squabbling.
Dick “fuck†Cheney
Dick “fuck” Cheney shoots hunting partner in face; doesn’t tell anybody; partner apologizes.
Nice fuckin' job!
Now we’re dealing with Scooter Fuckin’ Libby
and Dick Fuckwad Cheney.
I just hope we’re not going to keep using the word in this context:
“When are the fuckin’ Democrats gonna impeach these fuckin’ sons-of-bitches?!”
fuck
Hifuckinglarious.take that you fucking fucks, you, you refuckinpublifuckingcans, you cheese dicked fucks can take a flying fuck at a rolling fucking donut.
rooty toot toot
roooty toot toot
we are the boys from the institute
we don’t drink we don’t chew,
maybe just a backdoor
Screw.
our class won the bible.
Drinking my morning coffee and thinking of ways to unleash my favorite word I love this-laughing is good.
Fuck
with me and you fuck with the whole trailer park.Submitted by Tinfoil Hat Boy on Thu, 2007-02-08 18:06.
That is fucking funny.
**NOTE: This comment is by Maddy. Xan just snuck into the Secret Editing Chamber to fix a forgotten close-bold tag. Sorry Maddy, I hate to tamper with other people’s work but it was making the rest of the page look goofy.
I love you, Lambert.
Also blogging at Agitprop now, too, BTW.
Blue Gal
http://bgalrstate.blogspot.com
http://ristocrats.blogspot.com
http://agitprop.typepad.com
And I haven't forgotten...
You forgot David Broder, of course. But I guess I’ve got that covered.
Blue Gal
http://bgalrstate.blogspot.com
http://ristocrats.blogspot.com
http://agitprop.typepad.com
Well said! Fuckin-A!
Well said! Fuckin-A!
fuckin' a
fuckin’ a
So timely!
My boss just announced today that the new company motto is, “Fuck
it, let’s do it!”
Fuck! How could I forget Broderella?
Are you embarassed easily?
No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.
Fuck, how could I forget Dick?
Here.
No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.
Fucking Brilliant
This is the definitive blog post on this subject.
I (one-finger) salute you!
phucque
fuck, the fucking fuckers fucking fucked
- or, for the easily aghasted -
rats, the darn thing is really broken
Where everybody knows your name...
For the first time in my life, I feel loved. Thank you liberal/progressive blogs for giving my life meaning.
.
PHUQUE!
It just had to be said.
fuck
“Readers, did I miss anything? I mean, WTF
?
Ken Blackwell(Ohio Sec.of State)does the same fucking thing as Jeb did in 2000 in 2004,but he does it in spades,and delivers Ohio to Bush for four more fucking years.FUCK.
“Someday,all those cocksuckers will get caught.”
Frank Zappa—on hearing that Jimmy Swaggart was busted with a hooker at the Texas Motel
Eff you see kay
Edwards disappointed me when he didn’t say “Fuck
you, they’re mine and I’m keepin’ ’em.” What a weenie - “I’m uncomfortable with some of what they said.” At least he kept ’em. That’s more than could be said for about all the rest of those fuckless fruitcakes in the race so far. I’ll stick with Edwards unless Howard Dean jumps in.
fuck
I sure do miss Abby Hoffman saying “fuck the government”
Uck-fay!
To blatantly thieve a phrase from Bono, “fookin’ brilliant.” Do not pass go, do not pay a $500,000 fine to the FCC. (Fuckin’ Communications Cunts…)