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Robama vs. Obomney watch: The single smariest piece of campaign spam I have ever received


I'll be going to a special event at George Clooney's house in a few weeks, and two grassroots supporters and their guests will join us.

The only thing we've still got to figure out is whether two spots belong to you and your guest -- or somebody else and theirs.

So let's nail it down: Any donation you make today will automatically enter you and a guest to win.

Once you decide who you're inviting to join you, we'll be all set. The campaign will take care of your airfare and hotel for you.

Please pitch in $3 or whatever you can today, and keep your May 10th clear:

Hope to see you soon.

From "Barack," of course. If somebody wants to tell me how to subscribe to Romney's list, I'll be happy to. So I can compare. I don't know which part is the smarmiest:

1. The Lotto-like, bottom-feeding $3 contribution limit;

2. "Let's nail it down," when all that's really being nailed down a ticket in a lottery;

3. "Once you decide who you're inviting to join you," which encourages you to invite others to share winnings you haven't won yet (a great metaphor for how Obama operates generally); or

4. "The campaign will take care of your airfare and hotel for you." Yeah, because we're all too fucking poor and you know it.

Have I mentioned lately what an asshole Obama is?

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twig's picture
Submitted by twig on

It's a pretty long list, but there's always room for one more wanker, especially one who should know better than to get involved with these scum.

tom allen's picture
Submitted by tom allen on

For dinner: Blinky, the three-eyed mutant fish that cost Mr. Burns the governor's seat in the second season of the Simpsons (back when it was good.) Now that I would pay three bucks to see. :-P