Religious people are the best people
I swear I'm not making this up!
An Ohio school board has voted to fire a science teacher accused of using a device to burn the image of a Christian cross on students' arms.
The instructor is accused of preaching his Christian beliefs in class and teaching creationism.
Just the kind of guy I want teaching science. In fact, that's probably why he decided to teach it: To wreck it, just like the Christianists became lawyers to wreck the rule of law.
I supppose we should be gratful the guy was only a science teacher, though. If he'd taught shop, he cold have built some crosses and nailed the students up!
"Cross your ankles, please? We've only got one nail...."