Ponies for everybody!
The ponies can be found at the show, along with the dogs. And the chickenhawks. And the weasels.
Why is it that when the Republicans fight a real war, they turn it into a total Clusterfuck, yet when they fight a propaganda war, they absolutely excel?
Is it the Cheetohs diet?
The wierd sex?
Oh, yeah, Bush is visiting Iraq on his way to Australia. Since the Bush is operating under the carefully crafted Theory Of We Get To Do Whatever The Fuck We Want, and the Democrats, representing a co-equal branch of government, have assumed the totally oppositional Theory Of He Gets To Do Whatever The Fuck He Wants, Even When We Write Him A Letter Expressing Concerns, I haven't been following the ins and outs of the civil war and ethnic cleansing in Iraq too closely. Sorry.
Anyhow, Bush has decided to return to the US early, so that he may graciously accept His Triumphal Fluffing from General Betray-Us, stiffing his Australian hosts and costing them $4 million to rework the security arrangements for they made for His
royal progress. What an asshole.