So there is a screw-up with scheduling of vip guests at the White House.
President Obama learns that the new King of Saudi Arabia, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Pope Francis are all waiting to see him at the same time.
Obama turns anxiously to a senior aide. “Whom do you think I should see first?”
The aide ponders and then confidently replies: “I would see the Pope first and get that out of the way. After all, with the Pope all you have to do is kiss his ring.”