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Phase 3: Profit!

For your future reference, and because the appropriate cultural frame of reference for current events may well be no longer Monty Python, but South Park, herewith the script of the Underpants Gnomes episode:

Phase 1: Collect Underpants

Phase 2: ????

Phase 3: Profit!

I think it's very useful frame. For example, in the quarterly reports just passed, before the green shoots fiasco, Phase 2 was not, perhaps, cook the books, but certainly was plate the books with a far more creative presentation than they actually deserves, while getting the restaurant reviewers to write raves.

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