Perez Hilton: beauty queens need to be more enlightened than presidents about gay marriage
In any case, the mother of Miss New Mexico cannily said in support of Miss California's disapproval of gay marriage:
In the Bible it says marriage is between Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
Actually, the Bible doesn't say anything about Adam and Eve marrying, but granting that they had a common-law marriage, their story also says that women are formed by men ripping out their ribs and that snakes can talk.
Additionally, the Good Book sanctions slaves, polygamy and concubines, with the famously smartest man in the book having 1,000 total wives+concubines. I'm sure we all can agree that we'll have a better America if more people would uphold those Biblical values, along with stoning people to death for working on the Sabbath.