It’s like Jonah [Goldberg]’s never talked to a liberal in his entire life. He reminds me of Steve Carell in the 40-Year-Old Virgin describing a woman’s breast as a bag of sand.
But Jonah is very serious! And like Dick Cheney, he has "other priorities":
As for why my sorry a** isn't in the kill zone, lots of people think this is a searingly pertinent question. No answer I could give -- I'm 35 years old, my family couldn't afford the lost income, I have a baby daughter, my a** is, er, sorry, are a few -- ever seem to suffice. But this chicken-hawk nonsense is something that's been batted around too many times to get into again here.
And there you have it. I really can't think of anyone more superbly qualified to write a book about liberals than Lucianne's spawn, Jonah.
Please, can't we -- Liberal Fascism -- Google bomb this one?