Off to the goddamned hardware store
By bus, taking hours, because my small town doesn't have a hardware store within walking distance, like it used to.
Sadly reinforcing either a car (odious) or Amazon (also odious). But I can't buy paint and screws and sandpaper or sink washers via Amazon. Oh, I probably could, but it sounds dumb.
Anyhow, my (ancient non-cell) phone does not work. I don't know if that's because I dropped it, or whether the wires under the house have corroded or been eaten by critters. Snarl.
Shouldn't take more than three or four hours, given the luck of the draw with the bus. Double snarl.