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"N.R.A. Calls for Armed Guards in Schools to Deter Violence"


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Submitted by Rainbow Girl on

... and not just backpacks -- also selling like hotcakes: Kid Body Armor!

Hey, Aggregate Demand is spiking -- just in time to make up for slouchy Xmas Retail Season so far.

Plus the kidz can actually dress like the psycho killers in their video game ... in the Real World, e.g., at School!  This plus a lot of Ritalin coursing through the kidz'z bloodstreams ... What could possibly go wrong?

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Submitted by Rainbow Girl on

Escalation.  That was quick.  The only safe student body is an armed one!

To be fair, though, escalation could fast lead to all parents packing nukes in their kids' lunchboxes.  Then it'll all quiet down, because detente.  RIght?

Submitted by lambert on

Let's just give all the kids guns....

First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win. -- Mahatma Gandhi