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The Village People are the best kind of people.

My God:

While guests noshed on passed hors d’ouerves like vegetarian summer rolls and lump crabmeat sprinkled with wasabi caviar on pita chips from Design Cuisine Caterers, models roamed the crowd or posed next to their life-size portraits from the magazine.

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By 9 p.m., most guests were headed home, with gift bags in hand. The swag included $50 gift cards to the Mandarin Oriental Spa, an advance copy of Fashion Washington, a Delman candle, and Artisan Chocolates emblazoned with the Fashion Washington logo.

Is that not fulfilling a stereotype, or what? But, Villagers need to have fun, too. Don't hate, congratulate. Oh, yeah. I almost forgot: Haw!