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"Nation Sick Of Looming Stuff"

The Onion:

“I don’t want to hear about how another bad or difficult thing we need to avoid is ‘on the horizon’ or ‘right around the corner.’ Just let all the horrible impending shit that’s going to happen happen so we can at least get it over with and move on with our lives.”

As usual, The Onion is right on top of it.