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Mr. McCain's Neighborhood

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(WIDE SHOT, ZOOMING IN AS JOHN MCCAIN WALKS THROUGH A TYPICAL BAGHDAD NEIGHBORHOOD)

McCain (TO CAMERA):

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood
A beautiful day for a neighbor (INCOMING!)
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a (KABOOM!)
Would you be mine?
Could you be (GUNFIRE)?

I have always wanted to (IED EXPLODES) just like you
I have always wanted to live in a (SNIPER FIRE) with you

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together (HELICOPTER RETURNS FIRE)
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my (MORTAR FIRE, SCREAMS, SIRENS)?

Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please won't you be my neighbor?

Medic! Medic!

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