Some stupid bitch in FL. Jesus on a cracker, what the hell is wrong with some people? I’ve got an idea: how about “The Duty Hole Monologues?” Or, “Queefings of a Bearded Taco?”

A theatre in Florida has had to change the title of a charity production of The Vagina Monologues on its marquee, after a woman complained that it was offensive.

The new name? They’ve decided on ’The Hoohaa Monologues’.

Atlantic Theatres in Atlantic Beach, Florida, received a complaint from a woman who’d seen the advertised title as she drove past with her niece. She said that it had made her niece ask her what a vagina was.

The theatre’s Bryce Pfanenstiel commented: ’I’m on the phone and asked “What did you tell her?” She’s like, “I’m offended I had to answer the question.”’

So the theatre, anxious to avoid controversy, decided that the childish slang word ’hoohaa’ was the most appropriate thing to replace ’vagina’.

Some have welcomed the change to ’The Hoohaa Monologues’, while others have expressed some confusion. ’It sounds like a country band,’ one passer by commented to local TV station WJXT.

The production was being staged by a group of law students, with all proceeds going to charity. The director of the play has asked that the title be changed back.

The Vagina Monologues, Eve Ensler’s award-winning international hit play, is an attempt to celebrate the vagina as an object of empowerment, rather than of shame. There’s some way to go with that one, clearly.

Hoohaa Dentata just doesn’t have that empowering ring to it. Thank a Republican today, for keeping scientific and medical education out of schools, and producing this little pearl-clutcher and likely voter. Aren’t you glad to live in the 1890s? I sure am.