Maintaining My Creds as a Tasteless, Sex-Obsessed Queer Blogger Who Fails on the Real Issues

If there's a "valid" point here, it's that I really wish some investigative bloggers would follow up on this and find out more about just who has the hard-on for Twink Love. I bet it's a looong list of them in St. Paul. wonkette via Joe:

Via Wonkette, this latest in a string of Craigslist Twin Cities M4M ads:

Discretion Required - m4mm (Upscale Hotel)

ATTN: discretion is mandatory. must be willing to submit to background check and strip searches. absolutely no recording devices or wireless communication devices allowed. you will be examined and scrutinized by security before you make contact.

50yo Male looking for VERY discrete four-hour party at local hotel involving more than one male with a maximum age of twenty. hairless preferred. food, drinks, and toys will be provided as necessary.

Strip search! Kinky! Heh, 50 year-old Republican dude seeking "more than one male with a maximum age of twenty." Cheap bastard, if you're in an "upscale hotel", you can afford a few rentboys. This one is more like it.

Seeking Pig Bottom Republican for a Good Pounding - 33 (St. Paul)

Welcome to the Twin Cities, GOP!

After 8 years of taking a hard pounding from you guys in Washington, it’s time to return the favor! I’m looking for a Republican delegate to take for a ride like Bush & Co. have been doing to our country since they took office.

Here’s the scene: I come to your hotel room, you’re wearing nothing but your convention credentials. You blow me while I berate you for ruining our economy. Then I flip you over and slam your ass like Hurricane Gustav is gonna do to your news coverage. Then I pull out and cum on your face and you learn the real meaning of Trickle Down Theory.

ME: 6?4?, 220, Blonde & Blue, hairy, with a 9? uncut viking cock YOU: Pig Bottom Republican

For you purists, the question is "Is this a good use of our taxdollars, using the SS to pat down twinks to make sure subPig Republicans don't get caught blowing boiflesh on a cellphone cam?" The answer is of course no, but I doubt we can expect any Dems to investigate such any time soon. Which is too bad; Americans would eat it up. So to speak.