Lord Emperor Cheeto declares third parties are garbage
It's on the front page over in Cheetoland that
"even if by Election Day, many of those Nader voters (and not a few of those Barr supporters) will likely fall in line and decide their vote shouldn't be thrown away."
First of all, we need viable third parties more now than ever. Secondly, I think his Highness Keeper of the Gates will be surprised in November how many people choose third party candidates over the sleaziness of McCain and the smarmy-ness of Obama.
Maybe some people still believe we should be out of Iraq, or believe our economy can't afford more tax cuts, or maybe that you should leave Social Security alone. Maybe there are more than 1 or 2% that think the surge was not a spectacular success.
(no cartoon cats were harmed in the making of this post)