If you have "no place to go," come here!

Look! Over there! Bright shiny objects!

The new French UFO site. Lots of documents to analyze...

Of course, our famously free press hasn't really started pushing this one yet:

But that's because the UFOs, although they are indeed missing, aren't blonde, white, or women!

No votes yet


chicago dyke's picture
Submitted by chicago dyke on

the server crashed after the announcement. that's funny. i'm sure the UFOlogists went into a tizzy about coverups when that happened...

Ruth's picture
Submitted by Ruth on

Just because you haven't been kidnapped for their surreal purposes by those aliens doesn't mean reports about them are .... silly. Just unusual. Wouldn't you know, when I went looking for UFO sightings, well;
Free Republic -
Why does “mainstream” science
continue to deny the historical and on-going existence of Extraterrestrial contact with human beings on Earth? Why do science programs on Television, and in other mass-media fora like magazines, continue to maintain the apparent ‘fiction’ that humanity is still in search for intelligent life in the universe beyond Earth?….

You better watch out, they're coming for you next. Hmph.


Submitted by [Please enter a... (not verified) on

Not the sort that sprouts a massive antenna out of Cartman's ass, just the regular Terran medical procedure, to extract his cranium from a place it was never meant to be. Restoration of proper oxygen flow to the brain may clear up some of his other afflictions too....

Submitted by lambert on

There's a lot of that going around these days...

No authoritarians were tortured in the writing of this post.