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"Local police dept. receives surplus aircraft carrier from Pentagon"

Chatanooga Bystander:

The aircraft carrier is expected to initially take the place of the dilapidated North Shore barge this fall, after the aircraft carrier aids in its obliteration, and subsequently, it may be used to patrol the Tennessee River along the Chattanooga Riverwalk.

Awesome.