Leave no natural resource behind
Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell, in the Republican response to Obama's State of the Union address:
"We are blessed here in America with vast natural resources, and we must use them all."
We're trying, baby, we're trying!
We're so desperate to use it all, Obama's even conjuring up "clean coal" and "clean nuclear energy." We're tapping into the nation's precious reserve of fictitious energy sources. What more can we do?