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Karma strikes open carry loon in Oregon

Raw Story:

An Oregon man who was said to be “familiar with guns” accidentally shot himself with a holstered weapon that he was openly carrying at an Internet cafe in Eugene on Thursday.

Eugene Police said that a 26-year-old man was in the Indras Internet Lounge restroom at around 3 p.m. when his holstered gun discharged and hit him in the thigh. Five people were in the business at the time of the shooting.

Police declined to file any charges against the man and his name was not released.

Woo hoo! I guess wearing your dick on the outside of your pants protects you against pesky matters like talking to the police when you almost gun down the guy sitting next to you in an Internet cafe. Good to know!