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Jamie Dimon makes a better window than a door

Just too transparent:

JPMorgan Chase & Co Chief Executive Jamie Dimon said President Barack Obama's decision to expand investigations into home lending and sales of mortgage securities could stop settlement talks with the states over foreclosure practices.

"It has a pretty good chance of derailing it," Dimon said in a televised interview with CNBC from Davos, Switzerland on Thursday.

Everybody knows Obama would never do anything to make "savvy businessmen" like Jamie feel sad.

This is just kabuki: Obama's playing the part of the enforcer; Dimon's playing the part of an innocent victim.

Of course, I imagine that Obama apologists are using Dinom's quote right now to prove that The Droner is pure at heart. That was the intent!

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tom allen's picture
Submitted by tom allen on

Stop Dimon-izing Jamie. He iz having a sad. :-(

Better the Davos you know than the devil you don't. At least that's what they keep telling me....

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Submitted by propertius on

OWS had remembered to bring a rope when they marched on his townhouse, we wouldn't have to listen to Jamie's drivel anymore.