Ira Glass Accepts Establishment Liberal Gold Medal
Professional establishment liberal media self-promoter Ira Glass proudly accepts his reward for services rendered to the empire. The judges gave their highest score to Glass' perfect execution of this triple-gainer with a pike, where Glass manages to establish maximum liberal cred on the subject matter, while simultaneously denigrating the entire concept of not having swallowed Oliver North-esque propaganda of the 1980's at the time*:
OK, before we dive into this story, just a quick history review. Now, I myself was the kind of insufferable, politically correct person who was obsessed with Latin America back in the 1980s. I called Nicaragua “Neek-ar-ah-wah,” and actually went to Nicaragua for a month during the fifth anniversary of the Sandinista revolution. I traveled in Guatemala during the civil war. You, however, might be what we call a normal person and didn't do any of that.
That is what you call a "target-rich" environment. If your target was bullshit.
*Who else aside from insufferable, politically-correct persons would "actually went" to some place like Central America anyway? Or was he just that kind of person, while not actually being one of those persons? This is why our boy Ira is a pro, and you are not.