President Obama, please be a liar.
Please let everything we heard from you about bipartisanship prove to be an act of utter mendacity.
Go forth to the nearest phonebooth (if there aren't any left, get one shovel-ready ASAP), and emerge as SuperProgressive, or at least as someone who isn't disgusted by liberals and their unserious agendas, like single-payer healthcare, Constitutional government, and repudiating the Reagan Revolution once and for all.
You wanted us to hope for change. And we do, we do!