In the garden: Goddamned deer
Oooh, tender flowers! [chomp].
I know it's ridiculous to mulch Black-Eyed Susans -- they're roadside weeds! But this year has been the year not to buy, but to transplant, and I wanted flowers there, in the front of the raspberry patch. And so now the goddamned deer have developed a taste for them. Pests. Unfortunately, we can't shoot them in town!