In 2004, Bush committed a capital crime
32 And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day.
33 And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation.
34 And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him.
35 And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp.
36 And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses.
New York Times, 2004:
It is impossible to know for sure if Mr. Bush, who spent Saturday and Sunday clearing brush at his Texas ranch....
I surely hope that President Bush can prove he didn't commence brush-clearing until after sundown on Saturday — in case Yahweh still abides by the Jewish sabbath, and that He doesn't mind the Sunday work.